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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:46

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
What was your first gay male experience?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
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share office space ...
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
No go.
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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